Cover-Up

Reports of hush money weren’t enough to keep whistleblowers silent. The incident, now dubbed Peppergate, involves a particular jumbo peanut withholding information about two very bold flavors, which is leaving authorities (and snackers) with lots of questions. Like how zesty is the lemon? And how spicy is the pepper? More evidence is expected, but one thing’s for sure, this peanut is bold.